Whale Fart Research Update

This just in...from contributor Krista Knight...

I'm in for a few hundred dollars to support research about the
whale-farting theory. In fact...I just googled it...according to the internet, you have witnessed one rare sighting. A whale fart was first photographed in Antarctica in 2003. 'Whale flatulence stuns scientists': "We got away from the bow of the ship very quickly ... it does stink,".
I swear, I am not making this up!

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Gary here...not sure whether I'd want to see that photograph!